The Last Dragon

Here's something to waste your time with for a while.
It's a trailer of one of my old favorite martial art films. A real cult favorite.




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FOR ENGLISH 100: EDIT THIS!!!

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Please read with feelings if to be read aloud:


October 1996
To Marije,

I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what we go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls’ he knows about. What do you think you are “BeautifulGirl” of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBSESSED, OVERWEIGHT, AND UGLYSHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.

You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.

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Door-to-door Campaign: Why it works

I like elections. It's so... violent and healthy.

So election time is here again, and our esteemed candidates are at it once more in giving their best speeches yet. But God hopes they don't turn up an Obama or hell will break loose in PLP.

So what do we got? College level candidates and University level candidates.

So far, the college level candidates have made their appearance in my class just this morning, and most of them are... now how would I say this without insult... funny. In the BS Math, they got two parties: Vote Straight and Vote Curly.

Yeah... Like I said.

And even their promises sound a bit off, like when they promise to give out t-shirts, jackets, and bags with the BS Math logo. But somehow I get their drift... (which I will tell why in the near future)

Oh, yes... door-to-door campaign. I does work, you know? You get to see up close all the candidates and corner them with your questions. It's an inescapable method, really.

The problem is, if either the classroom audience or the candidates find themselves not ready, then, the whole exercise is a big failure.

For the candidate, it's a big loss, since for each classroom, there will definitely be a cluster that will either follow him or ridicule him. When the candidate is not quick, he might end up stumped on a question and be booed out of existence.

And it's worse for the classroom audience because it is an opportunity to test the candidate if he is worthy or not. So,if they remain lethargic and the candidate is enthusiastic, it's still a loss.

So, guys, be aware of what's happening. It's your only chance.

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